Ridikzappa 12:34 Sun Jun 23
Overdue Inventions
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It’s 2019 and there are still tasks that should have been made easier by now, such as :
Brushing Teeth-
So, we are still expected to stand over a sink and rub a brush over out teeth for 2 minutes?
Why is there not some sort of device that we can stick in our mouth, whilst driving in the morning to work, that will brush our teeth.
Making Toast-
Why are we still expected to wait 2 minutes for some bread to be toasted?
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claret50
12:33 Mon Jun 24
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*should have been www.mobilitysmart.co.uk
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claret50
12:26 Mon Jun 24
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Already been invented mate, you can get one at www.mobilitymart.co.uk
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ChillTheKeel
11:22 Sun Jun 23
Re: SPLATT!
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the exile 5:44
Hurrah! I may visit Oz after all.
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claret on my shirt
11:18 Sun Jun 23
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boleyn8420 6:37 Sun Jun 23
very good :)
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ChesterRd
11:10 Sun Jun 23
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We don't have wheelie bins where I am so I'd like a dustbin that can automatically tie the top of the black bin liner.
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boleyn8420
6:37 Sun Jun 23
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Claret. Why would a machine wear socks. ffs man get a grip
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the exile
5:44 Sun Jun 23
Re: SPLATT!
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ChillTheKeel 3:05 Sun Jun 23
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Travel is still shit too, nothing has been invented yet to improve speed/time. We were more advanced in the late 60s when Concorde hit the scene.
Your wish may be coming true, Chill. A couple of months ago the US Navy published the patent for an anti-gravity craft which can travel at mind-blowing speeds. The UFO community would claim that they have had these kind of vehicles for decades and that they were reverse engineered from the craft that came down at Roswell. They are also saying that this could be the first small step towards disclosure of a whole load of unacknowledged projects that have been going on in secrecy for many years. That's a thread that would undoubtedly get short shrift on here and I'm not saying I necessarily believe it, but it's interesting. Here's the link:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/18/us-navy-secretly-designed-super-fast-futuristic-aircraft-resembling-ufo-documents-reveal-9246755/
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jooliandix
5:09 Sun Jun 23
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A silent wife
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Alfs
4:21 Sun Jun 23
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A thermostatically controlled butter dish that keeps butter at the perfect temperature for spreading.
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ChillTheKeel
3:05 Sun Jun 23
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Talking of teeth, dentists should be a thing of the past by now, fucking leeches.
Travel is still shit too, nothing has been invented yet to improve speed/time. We were more advanced in the late 60s when Concorde hit the scene.
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,
2:46 Sun Jun 23
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Something that will stop MO posting his repetitive drivel.
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arsene york-hunt
1:58 Sun Jun 23
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Electric arse washer dryer
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chim chim cha boo
1:47 Sun Jun 23
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A Jennifer Aniston that just spins around and around while we look at her centrifugal tits.
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geoffpikey
1:40 Sun Jun 23
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Good evening.
A WHO clock.
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chevy chase
8:26 Sun Jun 23
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Flux Capacitor
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Mike Oxsaw
7:32 Sun Jun 23
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An EU army.
I mean, if they're really (REALLY) serious about bossing us about and knowing what's best for us, you'd think that the first thing they'd do is put together a decent set of bouncers.
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Cheezey Bell-End
1:31 Sun Jun 23
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I often wondered why it took so long for suitcases with built in wheels to become common. I think it was in the 90s when I first saw one.
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SPLATT!
1:08 Sun Jun 23
SPLATT!
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An Auto-SPLATT! BOT is long overdue.
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